Funny One-Liners

FUNNY ONE-LINERS

FROM MYSTERIES

I'VE READ RECENTLY

 

 

 

"If she told one more lie, she'd turn into a congressman."

 

---Killing Cupid by Laura Levine

 

 

 

 

"Well, it was in a church and it would have really sucked if you had stepped inside and burst into flames."

 

---Obsession, Deceit and Really Dark Chocolate by Kyra Davis

 

 

 

 

"It's just that I've been on so many blind dates lately, I'm probably entitled to a free dog."

 

---Gilt Trip by Laura Childs