FUNNY ONE-LINERS
FROM MYSTERIES
I'VE READ RECENTLY
"If she told one more lie, she'd turn into a congressman."
---Killing Cupid by Laura Levine
"Well, it was in a church and it would have really sucked if you had stepped inside and burst into flames."
---Obsession, Deceit and Really Dark Chocolate by Kyra Davis
"It's just that I've been on so many blind dates lately, I'm probably entitled to a free dog."
---Gilt Trip by Laura Childs